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hesterhighschool:

Students of Hester High:
Instead of “Beef of the Week,” I’d like to talk to you about getting dumped. It happens to most people – not me, so I’m not super familiar with how these things work. But a…friend of mine…was recently dumped by her idiotic jock boyfriend, and needed advice on how to make sure the very personal and secret things she told her ex…stay secret! Which, of course, I have outlined a step-by-step guide to help.
First, eliminate the evidence. Don’t be afraid to destroy any proof. Like, say you sent him an incriminating text. Go ahead and melt that sucker’s phone so no one else can see it EVER.
Second, figure out how to blackmail him. What would humiliate him most? Inappropriate pics in states of undress? They’re a cliché for a reason – they work. I also suggest grabbing a friend (what? I have tons of friends!) to help. The more people who know about the blackmail, the more effective it is.
Last, threaten him with public ridicule…or death. Because, yes, Tommy Ortega, I’m not afraid to hunt you down if you so much as THINK about any of the secrets I, I mean…my friend…has told you.
*editor’s note, Lauren is in no way endorsed by this blog and is still being forced upon us by Skwerkel
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hesterhighschool:

Students of Hester High:

Instead of “Beef of the Week,” I’d like to talk to you about getting dumped. It happens to most people – not me, so I’m not super familiar with how these things work. But a…friend of mine…was recently dumped by her idiotic jock boyfriend, and needed advice on how to make sure the very personal and secret things she told her ex…stay secret! Which, of course, I have outlined a step-by-step guide to help.

First, eliminate the evidence. Don’t be afraid to destroy any proof. Like, say you sent him an incriminating text. Go ahead and melt that sucker’s phone so no one else can see it EVER.

Second, figure out how to blackmail him. What would humiliate him most? Inappropriate pics in states of undress? They’re a cliché for a reason – they work. I also suggest grabbing a friend (what? I have tons of friends!) to help. The more people who know about the blackmail, the more effective it is.

Last, threaten him with public ridicule…or death. Because, yes, Tommy Ortega, I’m not afraid to hunt you down if you so much as THINK about any of the secrets I, I mean…my friend…has told you.

*editor’s note, Lauren is in no way endorsed by this blog and is still being forced upon us by Skwerkel

**brought to you by Skwerkel

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